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if i dont tag my posts its probably because i quick reblogged it. i always add funky tags when im paying attention to what im doing!

i would rather eat a brick than anything out of bananas

and YET bananas is literally the only thing we make things out of here at home

bananas are only good for like 5 seconds on their lifespan and its before theyre ripe.

oh the slimy texture. the consistency of pulp. the taste of sweet sweet rot. the utter disregard for sanity that goes into anything that has bananas in the recipe.

and worse: the smell that precedes this crime against humanity

bro you are not ready for banana chips

theyre doing WHAT to bananas now????

since someone is beating me up on my dms over my (right) opinions on bananas, i am forced to say to the public that the only valid way to eat bananas is with beans.

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tropeiro beans. cheap cut meat, beans and fried banana/plantain.

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beaten black beans + normal banana

@darkespeon11

i would rather eat a brick than anything out of bananas

and YET bananas is literally the only thing we make things out of here at home

bananas are only good for like 5 seconds on their lifespan and its before theyre ripe.

oh the slimy texture. the consistency of pulp. the taste of sweet sweet rot. the utter disregard for sanity that goes into anything that has bananas in the recipe.

and worse: the smell that precedes this crime against humanity

bro you are not ready for banana chips

theyre doing WHAT to bananas now????

since someone is beating me up on my dms over my (right) opinions on bananas, i am forced to say to the public that the only valid way to eat bananas is with beans.

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@pichu-chu oh, i have witnessed that crime firsthand, im from the wretched banana pizza land myself. it is truly as awful as it seems. and this is coming from the person whose favorite pizza flavor is cheese and chocolate.

i would rather eat a brick than anything out of bananas

and YET bananas is literally the only thing we make things out of here at home

bananas are only good for like 5 seconds on their lifespan and its before theyre ripe.

oh the slimy texture. the consistency of pulp. the taste of sweet sweet rot. the utter disregard for sanity that goes into anything that has bananas in the recipe.

and worse: the smell that precedes this crime against humanity

bro you are not ready for banana chips

theyre doing WHAT to bananas now????

since someone is beating me up on my dms over my (right) opinions on bananas, i am forced to say to the public that the only valid way to eat bananas is with beans.

how does it feel to be on the wrong side of history

shit the fuck off paulista!!!!!!!

i would rather eat a brick than anything out of bananas

and YET bananas is literally the only thing we make things out of here at home

bananas are only good for like 5 seconds on their lifespan and its before theyre ripe.

oh the slimy texture. the consistency of pulp. the taste of sweet sweet rot. the utter disregard for sanity that goes into anything that has bananas in the recipe.

and worse: the smell that precedes this crime against humanity

bro you are not ready for banana chips

theyre doing WHAT to bananas now????

since someone is beating me up on my dms over my (right) opinions on bananas, i am forced to say to the public that the only valid way to eat bananas is with beans.

i would rather eat a brick than anything out of bananas

and YET bananas is literally the only thing we make things out of here at home

bananas are only good for like 5 seconds on their lifespan and its before theyre ripe.

oh the slimy texture. the consistency of pulp. the taste of sweet sweet rot. the utter disregard for sanity that goes into anything that has bananas in the recipe.

and worse: the smell that precedes this crime against humanity

bro you are not ready for banana chips

theyre doing WHAT to bananas now????

moderndk:
“ dear father ninty silenced me for bullying the pope himself directly so now this is a christian account
”
i find nintendo standards very funny because i remember you could get banned for saying words like “disgraced”, “fuck” and “idiot”...
moderndk

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dear father ninty silenced me for bullying the pope himself directly so now this is a christian account

i find nintendo standards very funny because i remember you could get banned for saying words like “disgraced”, “fuck” and “idiot” and i got suspended for a week for doing a singalong of the living tombstones ‘i hope you die in a fire’ but you COULD have sex and fetish roleplays on their forums (rip miiverse) via those drawings and itd be fine as long as you basically complied to hentai censoring standards.

i would rather eat a brick than anything out of bananas

and YET bananas is literally the only thing we make things out of here at home

bananas are only good for like 5 seconds on their lifespan and its before theyre ripe.

oh the slimy texture. the consistency of pulp. the taste of sweet sweet rot. the utter disregard for sanity that goes into anything that has bananas in the recipe.

and worse: the smell that precedes this crime against humanity

i would rather eat a brick than anything out of bananas

and YET bananas is literally the only thing we make things out of here at home

bananas are only good for like 5 seconds on their lifespan and its before theyre ripe.

i would rather eat a brick than anything out of bananas

and YET bananas is literally the only thing we make things out of here at home

HRJSHFJSJF I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

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Horrid goo man

kaban-bang:
““will you make me the 3rd happiest woman in the boiling isles and marry me?”
connecticut luz confirmed.
”

“will you make me the 3rd happiest woman in the boiling isles and marry me?”

connecticut luz confirmed.

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever

heavy is the class that has the minigun

mummies? genus of the zombie family. the two are not taxonomically exclusive groups, educate yourself

Also skeletons by that logic.

A lot of people make this mistake actually! ‘Skeleton’ can refer to any individual member of the family Zombie that has shed its fleshy exoskeleton. It’s just an unlife cycle stage, but because of its distinct appearance we refer to it by a separate common name (similar to how a ‘black panther’ is just a colour variant of leopards and jaguars, not a separate species).

Okay, so I think this is a point of confusion.

The term “zombie” is both a technical term, referring to a family, and a common name, referring to a genus.

The family Zombie is a broad, overarching group that includes the genus that many people call zombie (Ghoulus, not to be confused with Ghouli, the unrelated genus of the Ghala family which also includes bogeymen and some ghosts*) as well as the Mummy genus (Pyrima), the spore-zombie genus (Fungan) and a few others.

The colloquial term “Zombie” is the common term for the genus Ghoulus, which is in the family Zombie and includes Ghoulus romero (the walking zombie), Ghoulus snydera (the running zombie), and Ghoulus smithi (the vampiric zombie, also called the legendary zombie).

Interestingly, there are several things called “zombies” that are neither Ghoulus nor Zombie, including the dancing zombie (Jacksoni thrillera), which is more closely related to (although not currently actually in the same family as) clowns.


*Note: the ghosts in the Ghala family are not true ghosts. True ghosts are in the order Spectere, which is entirely unrelated to Ghouli, Ghoulus, Pyrima, and Fungan. Ghala “ghosts” are given the common name ghost because of their superficial similarity to true ghosts.


Important note: sometimes you’ll see people claiming that zombies are domesticated! They are not! Some zombies can be tamed (like Ghoulus romero), but zombies are wild animals and might hurt you if you approach them! Leave them alone and don’t feed them!

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